Friday, August 17, 2007

Daughter "Totally Gets" Why Divorce Happened, Now

Boston, MA
Anne Wistrom, 16, now totally gets why her mom divorced her dad, after seeing how he takes care of himself. Wistrom spent the weekend with her father, Donald, at his new, gross apartment near Quincy Market. Donald Wistrom spends hours in bed watching his crappy little TV, eating crappy cheese omelettes, and totally not rinsing his toothbrush after he brushes his teeth, which is hardly ever, according to Anne. He also won't shut up about her mom's new boyfriend who at least has a decent car and isn't always working on some stupid book that will never get published. Seeing how her dad just completely let himself go, Anne now totally gets why this divorce happened. She's glad this weekend she'll be staying at best-friend Jeanette Miller's house, whose parents are still together and act like retards about Anne and Jeanette drinking and stuff, but at least they can afford to pay for Jeanette to go to Amherst without making her apply for stupid scholarships from the Rotary Club and stuff.

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