GetOnMyMap was invited to attend a professional female comedian's recent set at Hollywood's famous Laugh Factory. She brought down the house with this rousing bit, recounted here by our liveblogger who was on the scene at the time of the set.
Am I right, ladies? I mean, we all do it. [male audience laughter] Fellas, you know what I'm talking about. [Simulates masturbating] [Applause from female attendants, male laughter] Right ladies?
Some of the highlights of her set included:
If I'm supposed to give you head when I'm on my period then [men in audience hoot] haha, DOWN BOY! Come on guys, if we're supposed to give head when we're on the rag ("on the rag" said with a southern twang) then you better get down on this (points to crotch) when you can't get it up. [Women in audience cheer, men laugh uncomfortably]
George Bush is an asshole, am I right? [Mixed applause] Come on, you guys actually like him? [More applause] I thought so... He's just a fucker. I'd rather have this bush in charge (points to crotch again). [Applause]
I don't know sometimes...men and women, they're just like totally different animals. [Cheers]
She closed with this classic joke.
Hey everybody! Vagina!
GetOnMyMap was invited to attend a professional female comedian's recent set at Hollywood's famous Laugh Factory. She brought down the house with this rousing bit, recounted here by our liveblogger who was on the scene at the time of the set.
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