So I Says, "Well, That May Be True, But You'll Have to See MY Pubes Before You Make Up Your Mind."

A Sober Chat Between GetOnMyMap and ESPN Football Analyst Sean Salisbury

<<GOMM has logged onto the chat>>
GOMM: Hello?
<<SeanzBuryBristol has logged onto the chat>>
GOMM: Hi, Mr. Salisbury?
SeanzBuryBristol: Hey wutsup Get On Your Map
GOMM: nm
SeanzBuryBristol: so am i chatin m or f?
GOMM: i'm tracy, the Winter intern
SeanzBuryBristol: nice... lol
GOMM: uh, lol?
SeanzBuryBristol: oh, i sedit like borat - niiiice
GOMM: so who do you have winning the superbowl?
SeanzBuryBristol: i'm not really interested in that right now
GOMM: ok, well, what do you want to talk about?
SeanzBuryBristol: LINK - (ed. note: link not published, it was a pornographic website)
GOMM: thats gross
SeanzBuryBristol: you know you liked it, you've probably been there before
GOMM: are you at work?
SeanzBuryBristol: my office door's closed, nobody's watching me
GOMM: watching you do what?
SeanzBuryBristol: how tall are you?
GOMM: 5' 8"
SeanzBuryBristol: are you in good shape?
GOMM: i ride my bike to work and stuff
SeanzBuryBristol: do you have a boyfriend?
GOMM: yeah
SeanzBuryBristol: does he trim
GOMM: i don't care about that stuff with guys
SeanzBuryBristol: you're just like erin andrews
GOMM: um....
SeanzBuryBristol: yeah, i had her
GOMM: ok
SeanzBuryBristol: i can webcam my pubes, you wanna see?
GOMM: uh... no, actually, i have no interest in that

Ed. Note - at this point Mr. Salisbury turned the webcam down and our intern signed out.

He later called our head editor to brag about the chat and relayed the headline to us.